Updated 3/12/03
Member Brenda Kneeland (a.k.a. "Beeboop224") from Dallas, Texas, shares this joke:
Favorite Patient
Five surgeons are discussing who they think makes the best patient to operate on.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything is numbered."
The second surgeon responds, "Sure, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color-coded."
The third surgeon says, "Well, I think the file clerks are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shuts them all up when he observes, "You're all wrong. Lawyers are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and ass are interchangeable."
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